jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

latestfunnystuff:

Wanted: New Sitter

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

Reblog if your names not Rick

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why